bi-husband energy

A woman’s male spouse who is fiercely supportive of lgbtq rights to the point where they emit strong bisexual vibes. The term is in response to the highly fetishized “bi-wife energy” because men can be bisexual as well and are criminally underrepresented in all forms of media.

Terri’s husband is SO sexy because he is SO supportive of the lgbtq community and gives off powerful bi-husband energy.

by PearlSpaceJam May 29, 2021

your dads husband

a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.

Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!

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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):

by cortizzle January 11, 2009

starter husband

a first husband, married in youth and divorced not long after, esp. relationships without children

I just married my starter husband at 18 to get away from my family.

by Grrtie October 18, 2004

Hushabye

Word often exclaimed meaning "thats Enough!" first said by Alan Moberg of Salt Spring Island

Hushabye now children should be seen not heard so shut it or i'll make shure you have no offspring.

by Alan Hunt November 28, 2004

Husband's Duty

A status where you MOST forget bout your social life or any fun activity to remember you are married, and that includes doing the shittiest duties a man can ever be asked to do...

-Jenny's gotta period and she needs some tampons...i'm now on husband's duty

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

husband

Security for gold diggers.
Superman to the right woman.

That gold digging bitch married me for my money.
I would gladly lay down my life for her.

by warriorpoet June 28, 2005

ex-husband in-law

The ex-husband of your current wife and the father of your step-child. He usually acts like he is one of your best friends since you are now sleeping with the woman he didn't want and raising the kids he didn't seem to have time for when he was married to her. The ex-husband -in-law nomenclature does not apply to the man left behind from a failed marriage caused by an adulturous woman.

My ex-husband in-law came over to pick up my step-daughter and I just about couldn't get him to leave the house. He kept wanting to talk about the game, or the race, or tell me about his new girlfriend. I swear, he tries to act like I'm one of his best friends.

by Bullistic268 February 24, 2010