Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.

Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.

by Watch me rip this shit. March 1, 2011

Stretch Hummer

When a girl is bent over and the other person licks from the clitoris all the way to the asshole.

Man, I guess she went running earlier because I gave her a stretch hummer and it tasted salty

by Nathaniel Longbritches April 26, 2010

car hummer

A blow job that occurs in a car.

We were driving on 101 when my girlfriend leans over and gives me a car hummer

by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002

mama hummer

An oversized stroller, pram, pushchair or other conveyance for transporting babies and toddlers. Usually with enormous wheels that takes up the entire width of a sidewalk, made by manufacturers such as Bugaboo. Like an SUV, but for little kids.

Watch out for that mom and kid in that mama hummer, they'll run you down if you don't get out of the way!

by tonedebone November 19, 2010

ghost hummer

When a ghost gives you a blowjob.

Yo, I was gonna go trick or treating but this ghost bitch gave me a dope ghost hummer.

by JiggaBloo November 26, 2014

Hummer Bummer

When anal is performed in the back of a car.

Hey man how was that hummer bummer last night?

by Comota March 22, 2017

reverberating hummer

To continuosly fart while getting head.

I got a reverberating hummer from Mary last night after we had chinese food.

by SloppyAss March 1, 2008