A sudden, abrupt, or spontaneous contraction of a muscle causing extreme pain persisting for a duration ranging from seconds to minutes resulting in residual discomfort and soreness in that muscle.
by Jay Parker September 11, 2008
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TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more likely than you think.
How likely?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more likely than you think.
How likely?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
by Willard A. Price III June 14, 2008
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a derogatory term for a reindeer
by reindeer hater December 20, 2008
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An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.
"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."
by Arthur September 28, 2003
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2: it's cool we got a liter of diet coke.
1: fuck yeah I love me some BOJACK HORSEMAN!!
2: it's cool we got a liter of diet coke.
1: fuck yeah I love me some BOJACK HORSEMAN!!
by Johnny wu September 30, 2014
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by jk_bro December 26, 2010
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From Kanye's 'Last Call'
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