The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.
man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!
by Finlonger September 25, 2014
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Hose Rules

"Oh man, I can't wait to give those guys the hose rules treatment!"
by A.Non1989 December 05, 2011
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Garden Hose

if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!
Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!
by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020
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Gay Hosed

When you are chatting with your bros about how awesome the sky is, then you realize it's cloudy out.
Nope, totally gay hosed, I mean cloudy.
by wammybammy October 27, 2016
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Butt hose

adjective: 1. To get cheated or taken advantage of over something that is out of one's control

2. To feel taken advantage of in an under-handed, immoral way

3. To get completely drunk and then expel the remainders by means of explosive diarrhea the next day.

4. Someone who is sodomized by either a penis or a foreign object to such a degree that it tears the lining of the anus.

butt hose; butt hosed,

noun: a hose that is inserted into the anus in order to give a colon cleanse.
Dude, I got totally butt hosed today man. My car was parked within the lines of the street where it was legal to park, and that cock-sucker meter maid wrote me a $100 ticket anyways!

Did you see that drunk slut get butt hosed by that dude last night in our living room?! There was blood everywhere!!

The Dallas Cowboys got butt hosed by the Minnesota Vikings in the game the other night: a complete blow-out. Wasn't that fucking hilarious to watch?!

I got completely cocked last night off of a liter or Rum and jerked off in the bushes. Awesome times no doubt, but my gut is rocked today. I totally butt hosed the toilet this morning and there's shit everywhere!
by Pooky Jenkins February 04, 2010
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clamped hose

clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.
His clamped hose has caused piss to spray the the wall like a fire truck hose.
by Xeroman December 11, 2015
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Double Hose

The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.
Example 1: Professional Setting

Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.

Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.

Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.

Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.

Example 2: Personal Setting

Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.

Friend 2: Sorry Dude.

Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.

Friend 2: Hosed man...

Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.

Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!
by slick50 December 28, 2009
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