Shylock Holmes

A late-19th-century consulting-detective who charged wayyyyy too much for his services.

If you think that Shylock Holmes charged too much for helping you legally, you would be totally "shocked" at how much his faithful sidekick, Doctor Wattson, charged for HIS medical services!

by QuacksO August 17, 2020

Set of Dirty Holes

A filthy slut. A dirty whore. A nasty Prostitute. A THOT. A loose skank.

Rachel is a set of dirty holes.

I plugged that set of dirty holes like it was her first time.

She’s a set of dirty holes but I needed to nut so who better.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock Loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach

Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.

by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018

HOLDSWORTH

Holdsworth is the famous last name of jazz guitarist Allan Holdsworth from England. His fans include Van Halen, Stone Temple Pilots and Red Hot Chili Peppers to name a few. Allan has been called one of the greatest guitar players of all time.

Check out Allan Holdsworth on You Tube.

by Holdsworth Fan July 3, 2008

Daddy Helms

A sexy young man, usually a master of instruments, specifically saxophone

Omg is that a Daddy Helms or what

by Clarinet02 October 31, 2018

Holmdel High School

A horrible place that is filthy, ugly, and the hallways smell like the bathrooms. Teachers here are known to be some of the most uptight in the area and will ruin your life throughout your 4 dreadful years here. There's even a gym teacher that makes his students write essays for his class. The vice principal seems to enjoy giving detentions to innocent students that just want to have some fun and make the best out of the situations they are given. The people here are tools and will make your life miserable for all 4 years you are here. They are not friendly in the slightest bit, and they are rude and obnoxious. The athletic programs are some of the worst run in the area, and the athletic director is overpayed and he is the biggest dick you ever meet. If you have the opportunity to go to school somewhere else, do it!

Holmdel High School is the worst place on the face of the earth

by bbx5701 April 14, 2011

hols

short for holiday, which is like the british version of vacation

I'm going to florida on hols.

by holyroman April 18, 2005