Hitter

Your go to club shirt

Hey bro were going to the club tonight! You better put your hitter on!

by the legend of oxnard May 4, 2010

pinch hitter

1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits
2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.

"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."

"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."

by Kyle January 16, 2004

No-Hitter

Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.

The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

Switch hitter

A lesbian or gay male who is the "guy" in one relationship and can be the "girl" in a different relationship.

I thought Gillian was the girl with Leslie, why is she buying strap on's?

She's the guy with Jen, she's a switch hitter.

by Evilrazor January 2, 2016

gypsy hitter

a pot smoker who waits for other members of the circle to become to high to notice this person has taken extra hits.

John has taken four hits on a two hit rotation that makes him a gypsy hitter.

by Taylor Hensen January 2, 2009

Heavy Hitters

Usually defined as a male or female who enjoys sexual intercourse with an overweight member of the opposite sex.

Those who think Rosy O’Donnell is hot are called Heavy Hitters

by infonet March 10, 2009

poor hitter

A person (usually a male) who has a freaking hard time finding a girl that's not out of her mind OR one who suffers from OCD of some manner.

"Dude, I am such a poor hitter. in the last three dates i've gone on, all the ladies have been freakin' crazy!"

"That sucks dude, for you anyways. I don't care."

by walruschild December 31, 2008