Trailer Hitched

When a fat guy has to set his belly fat on a girl's back so he may achieve maximum Penetration.

Adjective; took this girl out last weekend and trailer hitched her. Now she won't stop calling me!

by Thatrobotdude March 20, 2024

Hitch-Shot

When a gentleman of a certain age tries to hit a golf ball but their swing gets stuck at the top and it takes considerable time from the backswing to actually strike the ball.

Man BT really has the Ol Hitch-Shot in his game. It took him like five minutes to even hit the ball. I thought that either his shoulder froze, he had to fart, or he was having a senior moment.

by UpperLowerMgmt March 21, 2011

resting hitch face

The happy smiling face a seasoned hitchhiker wears while thumbing a ride.

Did you see that dirty hippy get that ride in only 5 minutes, he had resting hitch face.

by Marble1779 January 01, 2018

bike hitching

Just another term for drugs.

Does anyone want to go bike hitching tonight?

by damandawg April 08, 2019

hitch spot

hitch spot.

hitch spot.

by Debskelly1985 May 20, 2023

Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

Front hitch

When the underwear is pulled up the crotch (vagina wedgie)

“Stop you’re giving me a front hitch”

by Anonymous9284839929493 April 09, 2021