welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window

guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right

by mcficker January 1, 2019

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Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

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Half Hermit

A person who sits in a secluded indoor area with a selective group of people.

The half hermit would only sit in an indoor corner with the same 3 people.

by A person who is alive November 6, 2014

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dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).

Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

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pink hermit

Vaguely derogatory term referring to computer game nerds.

"Why are pink hermits always port-begging ? "

by xiof December 7, 2016

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Hermitting

Verb for the word Hermit,
The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment

This girl is hermitting today because of the weather.

by Hermitt badger November 9, 2015

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