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Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears
Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...
Dirty Hellen Keller by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015

The Hellen Keller 

During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.
Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!
The Hellen Keller by G-rant H January 3, 2008

Hellen Keller 

in online games, the only person on your team without a microphone.
if it wasnt for hellen keller i would of known that guy was around the corner.
Hellen Keller by rudy pseudonym September 11, 2011

Hellen Keller 

The act of giving a dirty blowjob, but not seeing the cock or hearing the loud squirts at all. Its quick, but enjoyable.
Reggie: How was the Hellen Keller?
Matt: It felt like I was going blind.
Hellen Keller by Wiggies911 March 7, 2017

Hellen Keller Style of Eating 

When one takes food off of another person´s plate without permission. Also known as to pull a Helen Keller
F you and your Hellen Keller Style of Eating, I did not want to share my fries with you.

Shush Girl Shut Your Lips Do The Hellen Keller And Talk With Your Hips 

Shush girl shut your lips do the hellen keller and talk with your hips

-Don't Trust Me by 3oh!3