Hedging

When a hedgehog performs edging

A:"Ron's hedgehog is disgusting"
B:"Why so?"
A:"We were watching a movie at his place last night,
when his hedgehog started edging to me!"
B:"Oh, he was just hedging!"

by xXDolan1337Xx April 22, 2024

Hedge Trimming

The act of eating a vagina covered in hair and eating some of the hair from the area.

Cory: Bruh Cynthia said you like hedge trimming.

Dan: Well it is something extra to eat aint it?

by Delebustda April 11, 2017

Hedges

literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way

Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out

by littleladyH January 2, 2022

Trimming hedges

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area

Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya

by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016

Hedge bottom

The bottom of a hedge.

“Oi Tony, your mum looks like a hedge bottom mate”

by Kgicusb February 28, 2019

Dolla-Dolla Hedge

When you are running low on funds, you need to make a high risk high reward gander. Consider the dolla dolla hedge which maximizes gains while minimizing financial risk. This technique works by hedging one dolla against another dolla. Since you are hedging two dollas, no matter which dolla wins, you will always make money.

Shreeto: I'm in need of some quick cash
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025

Hedging

For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.

I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.

by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023