National Maya Hawke Day

a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)

Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”

David: “Oh!”

Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”

by Jaquilyn July 10, 2022

Shower Hawk

An inmate in prison who waits for another inmate to put himself in a compromising position in the shower room and then swoops in like a hawk to rape his unsuspecting prey.

I'm going to have to shank that shower hawk if he showers near me today.

by MikeZilla December 8, 2005

hawkmo

what some people call a reverse mohawk..fools..

TJ's mullet was getting long, so to mix it up he got a hawkmo.

by Mr Clean May 24, 2006

shit hawk

a big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you and carries you away back to its big shitty nest.

im not afraid of no fucking shit hawks

by olliver clothsoff January 3, 2009

the hawkins

putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back

ben did the hawkins on her last night

by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007

Tony Hawk

Nickname: "Chairman of the Board." Started his career out with skateboarding and even made his own company; Birdhouse skateboards and 900 films. Vert skater, goofy, and created over 50 skate tricks used today and the technique vert skaters use today to catch air: Ollieing off coping instead of early-grabbing. He's also a household name thanks to the Tony Hawk video game series.

Tony Hawk's video "The End." was cool. I love his boards and I think after I skate a while, I'll go play his game.

by London Wilson March 11, 2005

jiggle hawk

A man who enjoys staring at women's hind quarters.

That girl just caught me lookin', I can't help it. I'm a jiggle hawk.

by Turbo Mack December 19, 2008