Most Haunted

A TV reality show that supposedly investigates hauntings, which usually consists of 30 minutes of stories, and encounters. 15 minutes of supposed mediums talking to dead people. 5 minutes of dust. Then the final 10 minutes of the Hostess screaming.

Wow, after watching Most Haunted I just realized that's an hour I'll never get back.

by Bartlett Lanes January 2, 2008

Sakura Haruno

From the show “Naruto.” The definition of hot mom. literally hottest mother in anime.

“wow sakura haruno is so hot...”
“best milf in the world”

by sakurasgf February 9, 2021

haruno sakura

Sakura, the pink haired girl is known from Naruto. Her noticeable pink hair can be seen any were. Though earlier in the series she was known as a Sasuke Uchiha lover, and a use-less fighter, she soon turns out to be a strong character.

Sakura has always been a sasuke fan. Her annoying enime ino blocking her way. Haruno Sakura is also in team 7 including naruto, and sasuke.

by 4everkagome December 29, 2007

haunted neden

A neden that is haunted in some means or another. (Vampire Bats, Killer Crabs, Poltergeists, etc)
Not to be trifled with by the unexperienced, as it can lead to possession of the wang.

Can be exorcised by a voodoo dick.

"What up you little freaky gothic bitch? You ever fucked a juggalo killa before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"SHIT! It's all in the good. I got a haunted dick piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scurred"

by TalRave June 1, 2005

The Haunted Mask

When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.

"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

most haunted

Money making SCAM of a TV show that supposedly investigates paranormal activity but infact consists of nothing more then endless screaming, specs of dust cunningly termed "orbs" and a fake medium with questionable taste in jewellery and hair.

Oh look, Living TV have 8 hours of Most Haunted on tonight.

by Brigante July 1, 2005

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available

possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

by beanguy January 2, 2021