monkey hanger

Darlo scum, take it up the bum!!
monkey hanger, proud to be a strangler!!

poolies rule! darloids drule!

by Kimy October 1, 2004

pit hangers

Breasts that are so large or droopy that when a woman lies on her back, the hang into her armpits. See also: Pit Warmers.

Anna Nicole Smith has got some serious pit hangers.

by serialkitten February 4, 2004

Swayze Hanger

When one attaches an effigy or figurine of actor Patrick Swayze to their penis. The result is being able to channel the prowess of the widely popular and internationally known sex symbol that is, Patrick Swayze.

Dont worry, I'll be sure to get a date with her. I'm wearing my Swayze Hanger.

by Lord_Dormammu October 10, 2006

clothes hanger

The Clothes Hanger is the act of waking up from a long, usually drunken filled, night bare ass naked. On your trip to the bathroom, or wherever else in the house, you drape your boxers over your morning wood, using it as a clothes hanger. It is an excellent way to show your room mates that you got drunk and got some the night before.

Man 1: "So there I was sittin on the couch, and Ricky walks in and gives me a clothes hanger!"

Man 2: "Nice! That dude's such a character!"

by BreezeZilla August 26, 2007

cock hanger

When your dick tilts to the left or the right so you cant pee straight

I pissed all over the bathrooom yester cause i had a bad cock hanger!

by Word Master123 August 26, 2006

coat-hangered

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

by chickitty May 27, 2004

Hanger 18

Pulling ones flaccid penis through the fly of their jeans, and walking around in a casual manner. This is usually done in bars or clubs, due to the low light. The purpose is yet to be determined, as most users of the Hanger 18 are drunk and have no real motive.

All the girls by the bar were disgusted to see that he was pulling a hanger 18.

by TheCManBaby!!! September 25, 2010