hamchich

Ham and cheese sandwich

Give me a hamchich please

by Sexydimma March 16, 2017

Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

Hamhoth

When you jerk off a pig

Hey dude did you see that guy who did a hamhoth last night?

by Tvitale32 July 27, 2019

hamhamham

Similar to a hamburger, but it's just three of the top bun pieces stacked on top of each other.

guy 1: "hey guy 2 would you like to come over to my place for a barbecue?"

guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"

guy 1: "wtf is that"

guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"

guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"

guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"

guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"

by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 8, 2019

brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Clam hamper

A lesbians mouth

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper

by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021

hampstead

A town in New Hampshire where nothing goes on, and is filled with stuck up shits

Hey.. you wanna go cow ipping in Hampstead?

by zac hansons gal July 29, 2004