When you have been sitting so long that blood has temporarily stopped flowing to your penis and it gets numb.
by minuccp March 27, 2009
The act of getting hammered off of a Russian alcohol, typically vodka.
The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.
The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.
Ivan- What's Borris been drinking?
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!
by How do you spell CORN? May 11, 2011
1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
by Global Feetus March 27, 2007
by Donky Hammer February 14, 2015
To throw down; to drop knowledge/bombs/etc; to lay down the god damn sauce; to reveal information; or to make rapid advancements upon previously unknown prey.
Emmett: Yo, bro, I was fuckin' droppin' hammers last night!!
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!
Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!
Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.
by Mackles200 July 17, 2012
by M Fartz October 17, 2010
A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
by Smoothy Drewballs January 14, 2012