hamster rating system

A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.

Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters

by Nicky G May 4, 2003

Hamster Hump

The act of vigorous dry humping.

"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."

by Matt H. October 5, 2004

Hamster House

A hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. It is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. The members are intelligent and welcoming. It is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. All of the members worship Almi, their hamster God.

Almi pwns Hamster House.

by Almipwns March 31, 2009

hamster

wireless mouse. computer pointing device with no tail.

i spilled coffee all over my hamster!

by yourworstmemory March 6, 2005

j'habite

french for: i live (in...)

j'habite en france - i live in france

by en vigueur April 17, 2006

Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.

Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!

by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010

Hamsterslam

When your friend or roommate is laying the pipe and it sounds more like a hamster furiously spinning its wheel than a trip to slamsterdam.

"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"

by LPawnShopL March 22, 2010