Halo Guru

When you play beyond the game and you read the books, the back stories and deep passages from the games of the Halo Universe

-"Yo I didn't know that in the Portals on the Ark, they explained that if someone were to fire all the Halos from here, more than 2 dozen Worlds of intelligent life across the galaxy would be destroyed."
-"Who told you that?"
-"Alex. He is quite the Halo Guru"

by Daniel_C August 12, 2008

forum guru

A fascist dictator who edits or deletes messages for his own amusement.

*Message edited by Hudson Hawk*

by Cat October 17, 2003

google guru

Someone who googles everything

I am a Google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016

spades guru

A person who understands every aspect of the game of spades from bidding, bagging, nil and pretty much wins at will. Every player wants to be their partner and play like them.

Hey Darrin did you see the way Ernie played in that Spades tournament he has skills for days he's a Spades Guru .

by SpadeskingUSA May 21, 2017

Luv guru

A helpful and a very Amish experienced citizen

I am the best luv guru so I will make Zana happen

by boiimawesp e October 27, 2017

Relationship Guru

someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single

You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.

by ZeroMindedPower January 5, 2018

boooty guru

a beauty guru with a fat ass

oh my good that girl is a boooty guru with that juciy ass

by urmomismine January 11, 2019