In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.
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Get the Jai Guru DeVa Om mug.being a professional at whatever videogame that you possess overwhelming skills over the opposition. Ex. RoastBeefyWeefs
by Jordan Debes December 30, 2007
Get the ubber guru mug.An edgy guru is someone who excels in edgyness. They don’t have to make any effort to be cool or stand out it just comes naturally. Activities include tree climbing, being a hooligan and not giving a damn.
by Mrbig696969 January 17, 2019
Get the Edgy guru mug.Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.
The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.
by psdmccartney September 30, 2018
Get the Guru Goggles mug.A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.
"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."
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"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"
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