ground hog

The tragic incident in which the small piece of skin on the underside of ones penis breaks in half causing immense pain. This is usually caused by roughly brushing the penis on the ground after intercourse.

Holy shit man! Another groundhog? You gotta start doing it on the bed instead!

by k0mmand0 April 7, 2004

Grindhog Day

A phenomenon in which a person does not experience time passing due to grinding

"I didn't get much sleep, I was having a grindhog day"

by sunfeatherx3 February 5, 2019

groundmosh

verb; collapsing in a fit of rage and moshing while laying down, almost like a having a seizure on purpose.

"Dude it was so lame at CampFire, they wouldnt let me bring it, so right at the breakdown I just fell out and did some s11q groundmoshing."

by kink gAWdess April 4, 2005

groundhoggin

The act of blowing kush smoke into a crowd of women on a smoking patio of a bar and watching for the one who pops her head up to see where the smoke came from. When one does you say under your breath, "gotcha bitch." Then offer her a toke. Your odds of trashbagging her that night are much higher than any other woman there. Trust me.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?"
Friend 2: I was in hollywood, groundhoggin all night. I trashbagged this mexican chic from downey.

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

Grounding

The act of banning someone from sexual acts or jiggy shit

You’re grounded you ain’t getting no pussy for 48 hours
Hey girl I’m grounding my boyfriend rn wanna get starbucks

by ovsess January 4, 2019

Groundhogging

Similar to "prairiedogging", this is when your poop is so large that it comes out, sees its own shadow and goes back into hiding until you can find satisfactory facilities.

Dude, I gotta get out of this bar and find a clean bathroom, I'm groundhogging over here.

by PopeGuss June 22, 2011

Groundhogging

During sexual intercourse, you witness something so incredibly disgusting that you lose your erection and your penis recedes in towards your body. (Much like how when a groundhog notices his shadow and runs back into his hole.

I was just about to bang this hot chick last night when she farted. It was so gross, i lost my erection and my dick went groundhogging.

by thebeanerz December 9, 2008