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Gravity Check

Just checking gravity. Aka i just fell on my face and humiliated myself
Montie: *trips and falls*
Other People: *crack up*

Elliott: Gravity Check!!
Montie: Yeah, yeah guys just checking gravity....
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There goes gravity

Said when one's lower member becomes erect.
Bro 1: "Damn! You see those chesticles?"
Bro 2: "I know man, there goes gravity!"
by Wood afficianado February 18, 2010
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Girl Gravity

The mysterious force that acts on large groups of females when they pose for a photo. While never strong enough to affect anyone in the background, or any male ever, it is strong enough to cause a slight buckling of the legs of photographed women.
Sarah strapped her knee before going to her hens' night, as her physio had warned her of the danger of girl gravity.
by Scott Timms October 29, 2012
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mexican gravity

An especially strong form of gravity that allows the heaped loading of pickups and trailers without having to tie things down. Commonly used in landscape maintenance and construction.
Change lanes! That guy is using mexican gravity to hold down that ladder.
by Middagh December 18, 2013
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gravity hammer

a weapon highly valuable in Halo 3.

another name for a penis.
Pick up that gravity hammer, it's uber.

My gravity hammer tore that bitch up.
by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007
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Gravity Bomb

Gravity Bomb, (or G-Bomb), Refers to when a person, usually male, goes to the toilet and drops a massive shit into the bowl. This 'massive shit' usually descends from the asshole as one massive, sphere-shaped, ball that explodes into the water with its own unique sound according to the manner in which the G-Bomber has pushed out his/her G-Bomb
He went to the toilet and dropped a massive Gravity Bomb
by OmNomNomInc. February 8, 2010
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gravity fuck

When the bus takes a sharp turn and you are thrown into a compromising position with the person next to you.
Oh Noes! I just got Graivity Fucked!TM

--gravity fuck
by The_Roaming_Gnome2 June 16, 2006
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