Gooey turtle

What Sam's old lady does every night to him

She made gooey turtle right on his face

by LAP2023 January 17, 2023

smack gooey

To masturbate and ejaculate everywhere

Ex. I smack gooey so hard I hit the ceiling with goo.

by Ummm words Arw worgs November 10, 2023

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 04, 2014

Gooey

That oblivious and forgetful blue blob with a long tongue from Kirby...

Gooey: My name? Gooey? Maybe?

by amogusamoguseverywhere July 06, 2021

Gooey

Gooey is the mixture of the popular goon sack, tropical juices and citrusy flavoured drinks all mixed in an esky. This popular among the Australian party scene as its cheap to make and there is so much of it that it becomes the community drink of the night

Jason: Oi cunt wanna make gooey and do some fucking MD
Steve: Yeh fuck yeh I do cunt

by The Gooey Maker March 07, 2019

gooey looey

When a man cums in a woman’s ear and proceeds to let it drip out

Oh I just got gooey Looeyed

by YOBOISQUIDWARD October 12, 2017

Gooey Knuck

The build up of several semen injections.

LexSmith wound up with a severe Gooey Knuck (le) after having all of Valley View Rd. drop one off in her.

by BlackFromTheWaistDownBeck/Hill December 25, 2019