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Gonzo

A word used by Breitbart and Fox News supporters on Twitter. Usually it is directed at BLM tweets or blm supporters.
LequanDarner: " Trump will put the Gonzos where they belong! The Gonzos will never stop farting!"
by The Neo Truth April 12, 2017
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Gonzo

Gonzo is a person with a huge or large long nose also like from the Muppet babies show gonzo had a long big nose...
Look at this GONZO ass bitch.
Meaning look how big that man or woman's nose is. Aka look at this big nosed bitch
by Olneyboi March 11, 2018
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Fly-Eyed Gonzo

The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo
"Your genitals look like a fly-eyed gonzo"
by SlightlySubversive January 10, 2012
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Pull a Gonzo

As soon as I saw how big that crack rock was, I had to pull a Gonzo
by Jer Abstract December 9, 2011
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Gonzo Nose

When someone takes their penis and lays it on someone’s face, specifically where their nose is.
You still talking to that girl?

No bro, I told her about my fetish and she ghosted me.

What is your fetish?

I’m into giving Gonzo noses.

How do you give someone a gonzo nose?

Lay down.
by PatientZeropointZero December 7, 2022
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Gonzo

A Stuntman that's some goofy-ass anteater-alien creature. He also has sex with a Chicken named Camila
Gonzo: And now, I'm gonna walk on hot coals while reciting Act 3 of Romeo and Juliet while explaining what the hell I am!
by MDawg1491 June 30, 2023
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Gonzo

A Gonzo is the epitome of mental retardation in the form of a stunted and profoundly rotund body mass. Gonzo's typically have convincing personalities and through their adolescence learn how to manipulate people emotionally. A Gonzo thrives on this emotionality in the way an Emotional Vampire does. This eventually fails to work for them as he and his peers age and his behavior begins to speak for itself. The Gonzo's initial approach of manipulation fails to work with his newfound demographic and he must adapt. This is where he comes full form.

An adapted Gonzo is a fully mature Gonzo, but still maladapted. Since his prior manipulations fail to work with productive adults who have the IQ capable of reason, he adopts a new approach to relationships. A Gonzo will employ a combination of narcissism, outright lies, physical abuse, emotional abuse, victimhood, false claims of being an entrepreneur and alcohol abuse to come to a full formed Gonzo.
Gonzo totally manipulated me, I bought a motor for $700 after HE convinced me to and then he just sat on his fat, goofy ass for 5 months while telling me "I will install that motor tomorrow brotha!" Now everyone know's he's a lying, dumb, piece of shit.
by ItsNeverYourFaultLMAO December 4, 2021
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