K. Drizz Gonzalez

Midwestern slang word for a bully of Mexican heritage. Mostly used in central Illinois, northwestern Indiana, and some parts of Idaho
Big dude on campus: Dude, there’s a bunch of K. Drizz Gonzalezes around downtown Mazon. Watch out.

Underweight man of short stature: Thanks for the info, I’ll take another way through town!
by JarCorn (The First of Many) February 21, 2021
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Sofia Gonzalez

the type of girl who won't pass the homework unless you threaten her with her past mistakes and reputation or unless your grandpa is dying or your brother is in the hospital. She is also a very caring person from the first time yall meet, she will give good advice on relationships but won't know any for her own. She has a great body and amazing style with a hilarious sense of humor. She lastly is someone worth keeping around.
Sofia Gonzalez didn't pass me the homework, what a crack whore.
by sharqkuisha October 23, 2019
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Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
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cisco gonzalez

Hispanic male that most likely is involved in his neighborhood street gang. Very quiet and low key, that’s how he gets away with his crimes. Never brags, but is very confident in himself due to the size of his dick. Loves his family and will die for them without blinking an eye. Usually married twice in his lifetime with only having one kid with each. Loves guns, maybe a little to much. Often wanting a reason to put a hole in someone.
Is that who I think it is? Yup, it’s Cisco gonzalez
by The Kid - Cisco March 14, 2022
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Corey Gonzalez

the most imaginative impartial, independent, intellectual, intelligent, intuitive, inventive, kind,loving, loyal, modest, neat, nice, optimistic, passionate
patient, persistent, pioneering, philosophical, placid, polite, powerful, practical, pro-active, quick-witted, quiet, rational, reliable, reserved, resourceful, romantic, self-confident, self-disciplined, sensible, sensitive, sincere, sociable, straightforward, sympathetic, thoughtful, tidy, tough, unassuming, understanding, versatile and warmhearted person to ever exist!!!
"they say no one is perfect, but Corey Gonzalez is"
by Corey's disciple March 15, 2017
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Max Gonzalez

He thinks he has a big cock, but he has a micro penis and poops himself.
''That guy is such a Max Gonzalez''
by jeffbozos95 December 15, 2021
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