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Gareld

Gareld is always watching, he is always in the background, you just never cared to look, for you were afraid of what you might find. he has been there for every major event in history and will continue to be there for every major event. he rarely intervenes and when he does, he is careful to leave no trace and a story that could be believed. for example, he killed Adolf Hitler. the only known group of people who know about Gareld are the American government. when a new member joins they go through a process called "the induction" where they are forced to come to terms with all the bad that they have done. this can often times destroy the mind of an individual as you could see with individuals such as Rudy Juliani. When someone leaves the Government they are given amnestics designed to specifically remove only memories of Gareld. Gareld is often depicted as a tall man in a trench coat with a note book and pen in hand, often writing. many theories have been made as to what Gerald is doing, and why he is watching. some of the more popular theories think that Gareld serves aliens and collects information to serve to them about human nature. others think that he is a time traveler and is recording how each event happened and to make the most accurate depiction of history possible. and others even think that he is a god that exists outside of time. one things for certain, Gareld will continue to watch, and the day that he stops, could mean the end for us all.
Someone: YOOOOOOO IS THAT GARELD?!
Government Sniper: *Loads gun*
by Banana Barry January 4, 2021
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Gareth

Gareth. One of the best guys around, has a massive schlong and gives great advice, so sweet and they'll never hurt you. Gareth's are like family, cherish them for as long as you have them, normally brown-black haired with brown eyes and full lips
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: must be Gareth, look at that schlong
by JanuaryChest June 24, 2021
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glades middle school

glades middle school is a ghetto ass school wit a whole bunch of hoes and niggas that dgaf bout a girls feeling and they got hella fights at they school, 6th graders lame asl
guy1: yo u go ta glades middle school
guy2: yee
guy1: that school crazyyy bro nem
by crazyyschool.stg September 6, 2021
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Garende

It's a word which is used for a person who can make a bad use of Neel 's height n Heath. And leaves him with nothing.. I mean nothing.. So shameful. I will pray to God for well being of this tall (6" 5) chap,if he has any encounter with his garende .. Ooh God bless him. Hallelujah🙌
A Neel should never ever go anywhere out of his home , if this garende invites him for his birthday party and tempt him with a cafe of 7 feet gate length.. I know it will be tempting Neel. But don't go neel
by Moon moon moon January 17, 2022
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glarbadabo

Evies first word(kinda). She said it on november 25th 2019.
Yesterday evie said glarbadabo.
by Xxpog_boy October 22, 2022
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glake

bro kaylin is a glake she keeps cheating and fucking with anybody
by jones410 October 7, 2023
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Fourth Geared

The art of pulling your boner to face upwards so as to make it appear less obvious through your pants, quite like changing to fourth gear in a car.
I got a huge boner in the club last night, but I fourth geared before anyone saw.
by llama000 September 4, 2013
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