1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.
2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.
(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)
3. A complete and utter dipshit.
2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.
(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)
3. A complete and utter dipshit.
1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”
2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.
3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.
3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025

The sexiest man alive every one wants him but none of the girls can have him becuase he is gay and has his eye on a special blonde boy
Giovanni is the type of guy that has a huge cock and knows how to fuck until his partner cant take anymore
Giovanni is the type of guy that has a huge cock and knows how to fuck until his partner cant take anymore
Bryan:omg did you see giovanni he is so hot
Heather: yeah did i want him so bad
Sabastian:nope you cant he is mine i already had sex with him last night
Heather: yeah did i want him so bad
Sabastian:nope you cant he is mine i already had sex with him last night
by BASMENT Kidnapper November 22, 2021

by hjvvg cfvcghvn nmvghv h August 21, 2022

The best looking, most handsome boy. All the girls get wet when they hear he's around. Boys like Harsha get jealous when they see him.
by Sultan Younis November 16, 2016

giovanny is all of many things. he is one of the only people you’ll ever know to be understanding and learn to be patient with you and be genuine about it. he listens to you. he’s smart, kind, with the most handsome face ever, he has such perfect features, especially his eyes, his eyes will make you want to get lost in them forever, with one glance at you you’ll feel like you’re floating, perfect smile, beautiful soul and a big heart with so much to give. his words will melt your heart. he will never fail to be there for you when you need him the most. he opens new doors to feelings you’ve never felt before. he can make you fall in love within a second. he makes you smile so effortlessly. he’s so lovable and he will love you unconditionally. he’ll take care of you. he takes all your pain away and takes you to another world. a boy who wants nothing but to be loved and genuinely cared for. he brings so much warmth and happiness into your life without even knowing. he’ll be the person you’ll want to run to when you need someone. he’s so special in his own way, he makes everyone else seem so lame. he makes you believe in love again, and with all of this, he’s the best soccer player i know, and i will forever be his biggest fan, and his number one supporter. this is the best way to describe my giovanny.
giovanny is everything
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