gargoozled

Adjective. Becoming so drunk (and or) high that you firmly believe/are convinced that you have melted into the seat in which you are sitting in.

This is the term used after the “slizard” stage.

This is a sacred term, which should only be used for appropriate occasions.

Man, I got so gargoozled last night that I thought my feet turned into cinder blocks.

by RC88 April 25, 2019

garboyle sack

man boob

“You have garboyle sack shut up”

by hihihuhuhu May 9, 2021

gargoylic

adj. hellacious breath

Her breath was so gargoylic it made me want to seek sanctuary in a cathedral. I pounded and pounded on Little Heaven's door while she spoke on and on, hummus dribble on her lips.

by barleycorn July 29, 2021

Gargoyla

Female of a gargoyle

The gargoyla took the gargoyle and held him responsible for the crimes he committed

by Guerra11 May 27, 2023

Garboyle

A fat bitch that likes to eat cats every millisecond.

"I walked in on the gargantuan garboyle devouring a small kitten."

"Did you guys see that dirty garboyle at the bar the other day? I can smell her muff cheese from across the bar."

by Muff maggot April 11, 2024