Gargling Racoon

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

by Peter Putter December 2, 2017

Gargled bloodbath

When your in the act of love licking her out and she's on her period and she start saying bleeding but she's about to cum so you keep licking and your mouth gets flooded with blood

She gave me a gargled bloodbath

by Andy tracker traveler February 18, 2017

gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

Lily gargling

That shit shakira did at the superbowl

I was lily gargling my brother's balls at the family reunion last weekend

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Norwegian Gargle Tones

It's like Hungarian throat singing, only Norwegian.

I wish my friends would appreciate ny Norwegian gargle tones and not say it's fake.

by EliSoFlyy May 4, 2020

gargle babble

A joke, statment or speech that leaves such a bad taste in your mouth that you wish you could gargle it away with mouth wash. Often applicable to politicians or people who think they're funny but aren't.

That guy speaks so much gargle babble that I had to leave the room before I threw up.

by Gac1 December 11, 2011

goggle n gargle

when you get good head off someone that wears glasses

got some goggle n gargle the other night, was decent

by LJD2807 May 22, 2023