Gargling Racoon

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

by Peter Putter December 02, 2017

Gargle the gonads

Putting testicles in your mouth.

She could really gargle the gonads.

by gstringpyro July 07, 2015

gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye April 18, 2016

Lily gargling

That shit shakira did at the superbowl

I was lily gargling my brother's balls at the family reunion last weekend

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

goggle n gargle

when you get good head off someone that wears glasses

got some goggle n gargle the other night, was decent

by LJD2807 May 23, 2023

Bollock gargle

When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there

That bollock gargle was amazing hunby

by Bollock gargler 69 December 24, 2020

corndog gargling

trying to test if your gay or not...or straight

hey dude you gay?
i could find out
*tries to gargle corndog
*chokes
yeah you not gay

corndog gargling:gay test

by nerdynook3 June 30, 2017