Gar

Gar has various meanings but most commonly used as an insult meaning gay retard.

Many people between ages of 12-14 use this word to insult people through the use of text messages.

Hey Stanley you know max he’s gar

by Distinguished December 15, 2020

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GAR effect

When you consistently buy the top. Buy high, sell low.

I have the GAR effect. I GAR'd that last trade.

by betyouGAR March 1, 2021

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GAR

Greasy anal residue. When mucus and shit leak out your ass and creating a disgusting, slimy feeling between your cheeks.

I asked my co worker for some baby wipes cause that taco gave me nasty gar.

by Kawaiibitch420 March 5, 2021

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Gar

Gar- Profound stench that hits without warning mid sentence with such potency as to cause one to gag and cough.

I was talking when that gar hit me and I couldn't finish my story.

by Crunchamunch March 14, 2021

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(Verb)

To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.

Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”

One-liner roasts:

When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.

To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.

Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.

by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025

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