goatee

A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.

Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?

Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?

goatee by William Bosworth June 7, 2007

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anti-goatee

The opposite of a goatee. All the hair except for the chin and lip are grown out.

Wolverine rocks the anti-goatee.

anti-goatee by jonomicon September 17, 2007

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Goatedness

Another word for the best one or legendaryu. If somebody tells you some thing and you approve you can say I'm hearing goatedness from you

EDU is speaking goatedness that's legendaryu

Goatedness by goatedisnotcringe-_- January 23, 2022

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goaten

When one eats things a goat might eat, other than food. An example of "goaten" would be a baby eating tissue paper, baby wipes, cigarettes, dog food, etc.

" Please stop goaten! " I said , as she was chewing up a baby wipe she somehow managed to get ahold of, again.

goaten by Cyberhog November 28, 2017