finch

1. The last name possesed by the most elite and amazing people ever.

2. A group of space cadets who pwn.

"Wow d00d, devin finch is righteous!"

by decay treacherous April 20, 2004

funchy

Itch; excited; uncomfortable

"Hey Kels i'm getting kind of funchy in here!"

by sassy January 24, 2005

Ratticus Finch

A snazzy blog that tells the tales of fashion through the eyes of Rat, Bus, and their many friends

Hey did you see Ratticus Finch's new post?

Sure did! I liked the shoes that Rat wore.

by meremaid January 17, 2013

Finch

A girl who’s literally gonna steal your man cause she’s slim thicc and funny, a guys dream. And he mean parents don’t care about her and literally wouldn’t care if she drank which she wouldn’t cause she’s a good person and of course has a gang of friends THAT ARE THE BEST, ones a rich traveler, ones just the rich and brain dead girl, another the wild and beautiful girl, and the quite and pretty but akward one , lastly finch the gorgeus thiccy ticcy

Hey bae~
Wait is that finch
Babe?
Sorry but CUT ME A PEICE

by TheOGwriter December 27, 2018

funch

It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves

This lady came to me in a dream and said, "Funch. It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves."

Zee's funch was more than he bargained for when it started squirming.

by Archer Sauce April 11, 2007

Finch Hair

The excessive amount of body hair accumulated after only a few years after hitting puberty, extremely black and greasy, resembling pubic hair, and strands are often knotted. Combing is actually strongly encouraged. The main area of infection of this disease is the hind-quarters, or "arse." This hair is extremely disgusting, and those who are infected with it are often mistaken for an ape when seen from behind. Do not feel offended if those showering beside you move a few shower heads down. Many common side effects: depression, baldness, young kids looking as if they were 42,poor soccer abilities, and strong attraction towards too young members of the opposite sex. Many grow up to become child offenders. Infects commonly those from North Carolina and members of the high, upper class.

Wow, that soccer goalie in the shower must have Finch Hair, he looked as if he were forty-two years old!

by *69TIGER69* March 21, 2009

Jane and Finch

Contrary to the top explanation of Jane and Finch, it's not an "African Canadian" ghetto, not even a ghetto at all.

Jane and Finch south is 24% Black, north is 29% Black.

There's a lot of other races proportionately distributed, which is why approximately 100 languages are spoken there.

83% of Toronto's Black population live in middle-class or upper class neighbourhoods in which they make up 6% of the population or less. 17% in low-income neighborhoods.

Jane and Finch is a vibrant community with a lot of success stories that are often hidden under negative RACIST stereotypes exaggerated by the media.

by Blacc P. March 13, 2021