two-car funeral

utter incompetence or error-prone

The botch of the stimulus plan may stoke anti-government anger about bureaucrats and two-car funerals
He fouled up a two-car funeral
They couldn't run a two-car funeral to get the budget passed

by vanderpol August 29, 2010

Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.

"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."

by TFE February 20, 2007

Falmouth Funeral

When you perform a sexual act with a lady on her death bed where you ejaculate at the same time as the elderly lady takes her last breath.

Friend #1: "Mate, I heard the news. Sorry about your Nan."

Friend #2: "It's alright mate. She went out the way she wanted. I gave her a Falmouth Funeral."

by GrimeusPyneus November 1, 2018

horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse

Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse

by Frog Priest September 26, 2020

Pipe muncher funeral

A pipe muncher funeral is a funeral for pipe munchers. The whole pipe muncher nation gathers in the walls and shoves the dead pipe muncher down the pipes while chanting in the pipe muncher language. A missing pet is now raised into a baby pipe muncher and replaces the dead pipe muncher. The shoving of the pipe muncher down the pipes creates clogs and hair balls.

1. My pipe muncher died so I got to hear the pipe muncher funeral through my walls.
2. Im hearing the pipe muncher funeral in my walls once again.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Pipe Muncher Funeral

A pipe muncher funeral is a funeral for pipe munchers. The pipe munchers gather in a house and shove the dead pipe muncher down the pipes while chanting in the pipe muncher language. This causes clogged pipes and hair balls. The dead pipe muncher is replaced with a baby pipe muncher.

1. What a loud pipe muncher funeral. 2. That was a beautiful pipe muncher funeral. 3. I want a pipe muncher funeral.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Pimpin’ at the funeral

Where you are dressed quite excellently at school for no reason

“Aye yo? You Pimpin’ at the funeral with Dave?”

“Fuck yeah bro!”

by LipanConjuring November 17, 2021