dysfunctional fuckedupness 

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

dysfunctional fuckedupness by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

bezos binge fucked 

The disappointment one feels after binging a season of a great show on Amazon Prime only to learn that Jeff Bezos wants $8.99 and a subscription to some worthless add-on service before you can see season 2.

Dude, did you watch “The Bridge?”
Dude, I got hooked on season one but El Jeffe wanted $11.99 per episode for season 2…Bezos Binge Fucked, once again…I’ll watch Arctic Circle next…

bezos binge fucked by M.U.L.E. 4 Evs April 23, 2022

Mind Fucked

The state of being disoriented or being messed with mentally.

Bill just found out he's adopted.
Dam he must be mind fucked.

Mind Fucked by Htown_pollo February 13, 2010

Fucked nine ways to Sunday 

An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.

I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...

John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Fucked nine ways to Sunday by Yeret February 8, 2015

fuck thats fucked 

Another word to replace: thats messed up or: thats not right.

Don: Check out these beastiality videos

Vin: fuck thats fucked

fuck thats fucked by anon20102381 February 18, 2010

getting fucked up 

To get twisted, puzzled, blazed. To drink, to smoke, to pop pills and just get shit goin.

Tonight, we're getting fucked up.

getting fucked up by Martdogg February 10, 2008

Fuckle Kerfuffle 

When you have a very big mess on your hand, like a VERY BIG mess, seriously you should look for help for this.

A: "Hey can you help me with my Fuckle Kerfuffle?"
B: "No way man, I also have a Fuckle Kerfuffle on my hand!"

Fuckle Kerfuffle by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019