by wamster October 1, 2009
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In the age of post-structuralism, Western society was in a constant quandary. Often questions were being tossed around along the lines of: "Do I really want a fish sandwich, because I do not know the true meaning of it?" and "What is oatmeal cookie chip ice cream? Which is more important, the oatmeal or the chip? You need to have both for the ice-cream, so how can you know?", etc.
One sexy night, a man named Leon Phelps came up with a solution, a way to have it all and not a single worry. He invented ... the frezzer.
Imagine a magic eight ball. Now imagine a cooler. Now imagine a poodle. Forget the poodle, but combine the magic eight ball and cooler. Voila, uno frezzero.
A frezzor deals with all your food-related woes. Do you ever wonder if you cannot handle the salinity of bovinity divinity? Just ask your neighborhood frezzer for a helping hand.
Frezzers became extremely popular in the post-structuarlist era, yet they did not do too well on the market due to a recall two weeks after production due to a few frezzers with "attitude problems".
You may find one at a local novelty store, or java babies.
In the age of post-structuralism, Western society was in a constant quandary. Often questions were being tossed around along the lines of: "Do I really want a fish sandwich, because I do not know the true meaning of it?" and "What is oatmeal cookie chip ice cream? Which is more important, the oatmeal or the chip? You need to have both for the ice-cream, so how can you know?", etc.
One sexy night, a man named Leon Phelps came up with a solution, a way to have it all and not a single worry. He invented ... the frezzer.
Imagine a magic eight ball. Now imagine a cooler. Now imagine a poodle. Forget the poodle, but combine the magic eight ball and cooler. Voila, uno frezzero.
A frezzor deals with all your food-related woes. Do you ever wonder if you cannot handle the salinity of bovinity divinity? Just ask your neighborhood frezzer for a helping hand.
Frezzers became extremely popular in the post-structuarlist era, yet they did not do too well on the market due to a recall two weeks after production due to a few frezzers with "attitude problems".
You may find one at a local novelty store, or java babies.
"Ask not what you can do for your frezzer, but what your frezzer can do for you"
"I take the salt from my wounds and put them in my frezzer-arita"
"I take the salt from my wounds and put them in my frezzer-arita"
by the notorious lkp February 9, 2006
Get the frezzer mug.another slang refference to methamphetamine, or 'frizzle', comes from being on the frizzle to long, therefore become frizzled.
by badmaz May 11, 2006
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by JimmyBarkerRulesTheWorld November 30, 2006
Get the frizzle my nizzle mug.Alcoholic;Drunk;Wreck;Mess; Someone who drinks too much and has a gambling problem. Known to wear pajama's to class, when actually attending class. When out with males, known to wear next to nothing.
That girl who came over tonight and drank all our liquor then played cards for two hours was such a frizzi.
by G O D November 17, 2004
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cool guy, good sense of humor. Is good mates with Karl. An urban myth says that once he choked on a 10p coin and it resulted with bruising in his eye.
by anon_x March 4, 2007
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