footsting

The act or art of inserting ones foot in anothers anus. Like fisting but with a foot.

Also:
footsted
footst

Jake was footsting Adam when his mother walked in the room.

by Jay Morgan December 29, 2004

footskie

footskie (in Dutch, footsky ): slang for the act of masturbation in which an erect penis is stationed between two feet (both feet are bottom-to-bottom, forming a foot vagina (see fagina )). The footskier (participant using feet) proceeds to stroke the erect penis of the footskiee (participant with erect penis) at variable speeds and variable fagina-squeezing intensities until the footskiee either a) achieves ejaculation or b) can no longer take the pain of the friction caused by the unsanitary, calloused feet; at which point, the footskiee dick slaps the footskier for not cleaning their nasty-ass feet, resulting in the transfer of fungus to the footskier's face, rendering the footskier anti-social for the next 3 to 6 weeks.

I met that girl in a bar, and 15 minutes later she was giving me a footskie in the mens room.

by JohnnyThreeLegs January 14, 2008

footscray

Shithole just out past north melbourne
also known as footislavia because of it's former high eastern european population; now highly populated by asians and muslems

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

footstool

A turd that is roughly 12 inches in length. Usually curved in nature and found sticking out of the toilet water.

Holy shit! Someone left a footstool in the toilet!

by Steve-o-roni December 18, 2006

boiled frogs

A generation of people in the workplace that, when ready to retire, are taken up for review and put in situations that make them want to retire before their time.

The meaning of 'boiled frogs' originated from the song 'Boiled Frogs,' written by Canadian band Alexisonfire.

"The analogy is that if you take a frog and put it in boiling water, it will jump right out immediately, but if you put it in cold water and then you slowly turn the heat up, they'll just eventually fall asleep and die.” -George Pettit

George's parents had turned into boiled frogs because of how difficult it was for them during their last working years before retirement.

by annelouise January 24, 2010

barking frogs

Similar to barking spiders. When someone flatulates, you blame it on the barking frogs.

A: *farts loudly* Did you hear those barking frogs?
B: Yep, they're really loud today.

by ATXD March 5, 2008

Footsie

the act of kicking each other playfully under something that would usually hide it. usually it is given away by facil expressions such as laughing.

I would have gotten away with playing footsies with Tina, if she hadn't laughed and made everybody look.

by AndrewC1117 December 30, 2008