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arse like a fresh bullet wound

The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before.
Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound
by grandslam90 January 12, 2009
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You think you're fresh meat?

Somebody who believes that they are of a superior quality to another person. Generally used when someone is bragging about a personal accomplishment.
Kyle: Dude I totally won our team the game!

Liam: You think you're fresh meat?
by Manusuperfan March 11, 2013
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finley the freshers shark

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.
Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!
by 123ameh123 October 16, 2018
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Freshman

Most of the freshman I'm talking about are usually in the 9th grade in high school. There are two types of freshmen:
Type one:
Cocky,self-centered bitches who have not grown up since junior high, and all they care about is getting laid by the senior guys/girls and act like retards for the first 9 months of the year, and may stop just in time for sophomore year or continue to do this, flunk out and end up working at taco bell or taking care of their 2.3 children from their pregnancy during their junior year.
Type two:

Quiet, respectful, kind souls who only want to go to school and go home. They either care about school and/or athletics and end up being successful in school and in real life. They hate the type one kids since they make the freshman name bad, and end up beating their behinds.
A conversation between two freshman girls:
Jackie (type 1): AAY what up, I'm in high school now! I'm gonna sleep with, like, the entire football team!
Andrea (type two): please shut the hell up, your the reason why that upperclassmen hate us, and your just being a thirsty thot. Just because you are a freshman, doesn't mean you are all that.
Jackie: Whatever, you stuck up prude, I'm gonna be the envy of all the hot upperclass men and girls are gonna hate me because I'm more prettier them, and I'm going to rule the school!
Andrea: Ok then, have it your way then, but don't come crying to me when you end up alone, possibly pregnant and a STD.
( Jackie ends up flunking her freshman year, ended up with an STD and gets knocked up by her "ex-boyfriend")
by confessionsofateenager June 15, 2014
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dope fresh

meanin thats real cool and/or dope and fresh meanin fly/good/great/awesome
damn brah, dats dope fresh
by W`SUP January 1, 2008
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freshman fuckup

The point of the first year of highschool in which new students, unacustomed to new highschool curriculum, slack on their responsibility and fail to complete assignments on time, as well as miserably fail their classes. In essence, they fuck up, or in lighter terms, they fall into a large series of mistakes and irreversibly lower their grade point average.
dont go thru freshman fuckup. it really fucks you up.
by Frankly Dontgiveadamn September 10, 2006
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freshman

a first year student in high school or college. For some reason upperclassmen seem to think that they are the lowest form of human beings ever to walk the earth.
upperclassman: Born 3 or less years ago than me?!? they deserve NO RESPECT!
me: weren't you a freshmen like 2 months ago?

i'm not a freshman, really
by pokemonfreak1231 January 1, 2006
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