Cats

Awesome animals that kick your asses if you pet them, they FUCKING CHASE Ghosts. Cats are awesome. That reason is the cats are awesome at kicking asses.

These cats just fucked me...

by Cats_Are_BOSS! February 8, 2019

Cat

A gay, hedonistic proto-dog. The cat is probably the only untamed domestic animal as it has no need for humans, only uses them in the facilitating of its ritualistic food, sleep, and orgy habits.

The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.

The cat will eat you when you die alone in your apartment.

by Late_Edition July 30, 2010

Cat

murderers, they will kill you in your sleep, STAY AWAY they will try to trick you with their adorable looks.

WHOA DUDE STAY AWAY FROM THAT CAT

by torrejas January 11, 2022

Cat

A bitch animal

My cat just stepped on my balls, fucking bitch

by lbumlbuml August 23, 2021

Cat

Cats are adorable, fluffy creatures. Some prefer hunting small animals, some prefer staying at home lying around. Most of them enjoy sleeping, but some like to jump around outside. All species of cats are adorable!

Can i play with your cat?

by lame amy May 8, 2018

Cat

pieces of fluff that sleep and push things off tables and counters, that is it

Isaac: what happened
Josh: my cat pushed a piece of scissors of the shelf cutting a wire making my daughters life support to fail
Isaac: lol get nae naed

by Tobyvenom August 16, 2020

cats

smol demons

cats are smol demons, cute ones tho

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020