hood flies

A person that is a total scank or douche, who swarms around a person who is attractive and intelligent... And may actually get them.

Example 1:

Woman: I went to a party and got trampled by a bunch of hood flies.

Example 2:

Dumb Man: look at that girl over there. She looks like fun.

Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.

by Lonely lisa June 10, 2016

Time flies

Used as an observation that time seems to pass very quickly.

Time flies when you are focused on work

by xtreme tiger February 22, 2018

Dank flies

what you call flies when they flyin in your face tryin to eat at your dank XD

Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.

Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.

Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...

Tod: alright man talk to me about it..

(shit got too emotional)

by thebuttholewrangler January 3, 2014

fli

when your 🫵 a dumbass person who can't spell fly🖕

fli this up your ass 🖕

by for stupid people March 17, 2022

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

fli-flops

The rigorous training process undertaken by show fleas before they venture out into the world and join the flea circus.

"Jeremiah, did you practice your fli-flops today? If you don't make it into the circus, we're sending you to college!"
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."

by turbopony December 14, 2013

Flied

When niggas trippin so bad they become a fly flying

My nig u couldn’t get here if you flied.

by Flyguy88888888 May 15, 2022