A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.
by dorothy parker February 05, 2014
A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.
by x2GiRlSx1xJPx February 22, 2011
A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010
A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.
by maudibe May 29, 2008
When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.
by filthy pirate hooker July 15, 2010
by SoiBoiSwaggy February 27, 2019
When you run out of lube just crack an egg on your dick and make scrambled eggs in that ass! Watch em get lost like they're in the Bermuda Triangle.
I told my girl I'd make her a Bermuda Breakfast in the morning and she was like "Hell yeah pimp I love eggs n dick!"
by wadwadwad October 12, 2014