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functional addict

An individual to spite of having a chemical dependency, is able to maintain a career, family setting, and functioning semi normally into society. Many of the times these individuals require their drugs in order to function in society.
Yes I'm strung out I fix many times a day but I live in a nice house I have a loving wife and my children never want for anything I am the most functional addict there is.
by LuckyDevil 777 December 28, 2017
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Flunt

Similar to Flermin, some asshole that failed grade three science and every grade subsequently that has matter of fact opinions he believes are proof of a flat earth. Flat-Earth; Cunt
I love how fucken stupid these flunts look when they make these matter of fact statements that couldn’t be any more wrong as proof of a flat earth, the only thing they prove is how stupid the flunt is lol
by zerocool6687 May 30, 2018
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functional irony

A form of irony in which aesthetic (design) and form (function) are intersubjective.

Exuded by a design or interface metaphor; a skeumorph; or a meme.
Memes exude (express) functional irony.
by sandraxine July 29, 2018
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Functionally Hot

Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.
Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!
by DMTeen November 25, 2020
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Functuate

Function and operate combined.
The way my mind functuates is insane.
Can you please functuate normally?
by JirkNasty702 January 11, 2021
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Functioning crackhead

A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.
My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.
by Breyy March 30, 2021
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Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.
Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021
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