by yerboi82 June 26, 2018
Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.
Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.
I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate
I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate
by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022
Feeling tired or exhausted. Often used when describing the result of a hangover or come-down, or strenuous activity resulting in soreness or exhaustion.
by cozzie49 April 10, 2016
by G.d.a February 03, 2018
Winning at Poker. Specifically, placing in the money in poker tournaments where the competitors are collectively called "donkeys".
Girl: So what do you do?
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.
by SupaSmallBalls III August 16, 2011
expression used to discribe masterbationary terms in a more polite term. useage mostly in canada, and other polite countries. not often used in the united states.
by ejes November 02, 2003
I was cock flogging that girl hard across the face with my dick until she opened up her mouth to me.
I saw this crazy guy cock flogging the hell out of his girls ass until she had sex with him
I saw this crazy guy cock flogging the hell out of his girls ass until she had sex with him
by CockFlogger June 23, 2009