A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.
The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.
by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013
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Get the Flobgig mug.Flobbing is a word created by famous singer Adam Lambert. Flobbing is when you are drinking something with a straw while you are talking to someone and when you go in to take a sip without looking at your drink, you miss the straw. When this happens the straw usually pokes the side of your face or even your nose, which can be embarrassing for some.
Person: "Hey Adam, how did your date go? You didn't flob again, right?"
Adam: *sigh* " It was terrible. And yes, I flobbed AGAIN".
Adam: *sigh* " It was terrible. And yes, I flobbed AGAIN".
by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal July 18, 2020
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2. Will attend public gathering on occasion but for only self pleasure.
3. Red and like hunting videos.
2. Will attend public gathering on occasion but for only self pleasure.
3. Red and like hunting videos.
Guy 1: Hey, let’s invite Floberg to go hunting.
Guy 2: Awesome, he should fit along just nicely.
Floberg: *on his phone watching hunting videos* *stares*
Guy 2: Awesome, he should fit along just nicely.
Floberg: *on his phone watching hunting videos* *stares*
by Floberg May 11, 2020
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