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intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.
"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Flatulabia

A feminine fart that causes air to flow through ones labia, and a flapping sensation occurs.
I just farted in my pantyhose and had a serious case of flatulabia.
by lesjoyfart April 26, 2010
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flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.
After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.
by flyingdog August 10, 2012
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flatlander

flatlander is a species of people who live in flatland. Talked about by Edwin Abbott Abbott in his book "flatland". It is a thought experiment about 2 dimensional beings, and their perceptions. A intro to the math subject topography.
A Square is a flatlander, he discovered lineland, and was once visited by A sphere, and was baffled by the 3rd dimension.
by clayton bigsby the fourth November 6, 2017
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flatulence

Shrek made a flatulence while in the mud tub with Fiona....she did the same
by serdrcgvdswedf March 11, 2022
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Industrial Flatulence

Gas spewed from the clenched cheeks of an industrial refinery. Usually sulfur compounds which generally smells and tastes like rotten eggs mixed with shit. Generally results in a slew of lawsuits when encountered.
One the way here we encountered a cloud of industrial flatulence that could gag a maggot.
by stink-lawyer December 19, 2009
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manual flatulence

The act of releasing air through ones anus by first creating a vacuum in the colon and then releasing said air.
When Rebecca said "I love you" first, Mark realized that manual flatulence was the only action that could save him from taking the situation seriously.
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