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Flashbang

Noun.

The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
She said she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a flashbang.
by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015
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Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.
She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
by Jay zees December 27, 2020
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Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.
That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.
by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023
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Australian flashbang

shaving a live flashbang inside your partners ass and then yelling fire in the hole and diving to the other side of the bed.
he yelled fire in the hole too early when doing an Australian flashbang
by bonner_3 March 26, 2025
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Flashbang

The man cums in the girl's eyes so she see's white and then you thunder clap them so then they can't see and can't hear
Girl:flashbang
Boy:flashbang out...
by Mr_Meme June 7, 2019
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irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face
by irish flasbang January 9, 2021
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Ethan Trenum Flashbang

A combat move where a victims head is slammed into a wall with great force
“Dude did you see that fight?” “yeah he got ethan trenum flashbanged
by nastybxtch September 17, 2022
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