Cat Flap

A bisexual person. One who ''swings both ways''.

Did you hear about John taking a bloke home the other night?

Yes, I know he's always been a bit of a cat flap.

by tropical October 17, 2007

flapjackin'

The act of folding the excess body cleavage of an obese man or woman, typically used for making sweet love to an alternative orafice. Crisco, rendered bacon fat and luke warm butter are all optional.

Leroy: Dude, I went hoggin' on some white bread last night.
Darryl: Did you get the stank?
Leroy: (ashamed look)
Darryl: Don't tell me you went flapjackin' again mothafucka!
Leroy: It wasn't my fault, dat bitch passed out cold so I found a flap and I jacked it!
Darryl: Hell yeah! Jack dat flap negro!

by DarrylandLeroy January 30, 2009

crap flap

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter

wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps

by sQuick June 25, 2003

fuck flap

The mysterious loose appendage of skin on the female's vaginee.

'Holly's fuck flap gave me a rash during intercourse last night. She enrages me. Holly is a dick slap.'

by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

flakyfuck

someone who is flaky in purpose, often a significant other/lover/partner you start seeing. They think it's for the purposes of being cool. In actually they want to get in touch with you but they believe they would look desperate if they do, they feel its safer on their egos if they they keep you calling/chasing. Its only when you stop chasing they will interfere and stop being flaky temporarily. If you are not a coward as well, than this situation might really annoy the hell out of you.

fuck it, he was such a flakyfuck anyway. All he did was piss you off by not calling, not showing up and being totally annoying.

by pcakir December 4, 2010

flapkin

a.female version of a blumpkin.

b.eating a girl out while they poop.

i gave that bitch a flapkin and she peed in my mouth.

by iloveblumpkinsfromhobos December 21, 2010

jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011