A large spread out town located in Hillsborough County Florida. The area is dominated by gun wielding rednecks and old conservatives who hate young people and minorities. The only events you’ll find are Ku Klux Klan meetings and confederate parades of alcoholic rednecks spitting out every racial slur they know despite probably not knowing how to spell any of them. If you like good food you’re not going to like Riverview. They’ll say it’s Italian but it’s stale bread with watery sauce splattered on top. There’s also nothing to do. All you’ll see driving through that abomination of a town is swamps and confederate flags. If you’re not a redneck or an old conservative you’re not going to like it.
Jim: “I’m thinking of moving from my classy Northeastern state to Riverview, Fl”
Bob: “There is so much wrong with you”
Bob: “There is so much wrong with you”
by JX200 June 02, 2022
An old folks community that is made up of mostly swingers and older men and (mostly) women who are all dtf.
“Dude we went to Lady Lake Fl to visit my mother-in-law and that old bitch tried to fuck me” - Actual quote from me
by Loki Mjolnir January 17, 2023
A syndrome found in 23% to 34% of the general population of people who smoke weed or consume cannabis products, characterized by increase in body weight (Fat), reduced energy/motivation (Lazy), and a decrease in intellectual speed of recall, calculation and reasoning (Stupid).
Smoking weed gave me FLS Syndrome, and I’m fat, lazy, and stupid enough already, so I replaced it with meditation.
by BobSaintPete February 17, 2025
by Marcus London February 15, 2021