Home Field Advantage

Taking a dump in your own bathroom.

Buddy #1 : Take me home I gotta take a deuce.

Buddy #2 : Dude just take shit at my house.

Buddy #1 : Come on bro, You know I need the home field advantage.

by the rude linguist April 1, 2010

killing fields

1- A Place in Cambodia/Democratic Kampuchea where Thousands of "New People" or "April 17" People met there deaths at the hand sof the Khmer Rouge in the 1970s

2 - The Forementioned except a place where Preps rather than innocent cambodians should go and be slaughtered

Preps need to be sent to Cheung Eek Killing Fields after there time in S-21 reeuducation camp

by Brother Number One November 27, 2003

reality distortion field

It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.

Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.

You need a new iPod.

The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.

by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007

63-yard field goal

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.

Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.

by Chendaddy February 15, 2006

failed abortion

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

track and field

A sport wherein participants compete in running events (AKA races of varying length, or in field events, which usually involve trying to propel oneself higher or throw something farther than someone else.

Running events include long distance, middle distance, sprints, and hurdles. Field events usually include discus, shotput, pole vault, high jump, and long jump.

1)-"I'm totally going out for track and field this year."
-"You're going out for track? Why?"
-"'Cause that's where all the hot runners are."
-"Word."

by bluesmobile June 11, 2006

filet and release

The subtle art of catching fish out of season, removing the meat, then releasing the remains back to the sea.
This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.

A takeoff on the term catch and release

"It'll have to be filet and release, if I catch a salmon on this fishing trip, since the season was over last week."

by MikekiM September 25, 2005