drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.
y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."
by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018
Get the Fletcher Shears mug.The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.
When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.
When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.
Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
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To use a straw to suck the seaman out of an anus... but first you blow as hard a you can down the straw to produce bubbles and then consume.
"I'm going to Feltch Blast the shit out of you tonight, i got a crazy straw hooked up to a 4-cycle blower"
by Halcom U Rbalzitch June 2, 2009
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1. When someone says something completely nerdy, or recites movie quotes in normal conversation.
1. When someone says something completely nerdy, or recites movie quotes in normal conversation.
by anh530 August 11, 2009
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"I'd watch out for her, I think I can see something sticking out from that skirt. I reckon she's a Fletch & Danny"
by Anon21342 October 6, 2006
Get the Fletch & Danny mug.Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.
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