fecal alchemist

One who can turn a large pile of shit into something golden.

Drill Sargeant Smith sure is a fecal alchemist. That latest bunch of recruits looked like they couldn't find their asses with a map and a compass.

by Philitup February 17, 2005

russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

fecal exchange

When you take a clear plastic tube and sick it in your ass and the other end into your partners ass. Then shit so it goes up into your partners ass. Your partner then shits it back into your ass.

Brent wanted to get freaky last night so he gave Gabby a fecal exchange.

Fecal exchanges are so hot right now.

by J Clark June 22, 2006

Fecal Frank

The act of pooping into a hot dog bun and putting condiments on the poo that has now become a fecal frank. Can leave one at a BBQ for people to find.

Oh man can I have that burnt sausage. No thats a fecal frank don't bite it.

by Genkino November 28, 2006

tip of the fecal iceberg

Slang reference to describe all of the so far unseen, unknown and future stinking shit that the Trump Administration has dumped into the world due to greed.

Oh my dear, this little Ukrainian problem is only the tip of the fecal iceberg!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2019

fecal

(also as a verb) to fecal.

After I ate those fish sticks and ice ceram I needed to fecal like mad.

by Doombot October 26, 2003

fecal matter

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus

After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom

by lathargic October 2, 2005