My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.
Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.
by Jon March 15, 2005
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2. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand.
3. To jury-rig
2. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand.
3. To jury-rig
Your car broke, huh? Give me that stick, some duct tape, and a piece of wire, and I.ll Faulkner ize it.
by (Faulker) August 9, 2008
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to tell an extreme lie, exagerated tale, or saying your going to do one thing and never do it.
to do the opposite as one is told
to make obscene jestures about ones friends
to do the opposite as one is told
to make obscene jestures about ones friends
He told a Faulk to his best friend about getting spinners.
We told him to turn left, but he pulled a Faulk and went right
When I turned around he showed me his one finger Faulk. I flick him off back.
We told him to turn left, but he pulled a Faulk and went right
When I turned around he showed me his one finger Faulk. I flick him off back.
by John Doe October 28, 2004
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Get the Faulty Wiring mug.He loves to have showers with other guys and has a massive forehead. Isn’t he is also know as the big daddy Bigfoot or shower and has suck countless dicks in his time
by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020
Get the Mathew Faulkner mug.Kyle Faulkner is the biggest Jew in either of the America’s. He is known for his leadership in local synagogues and his multiple boyfriends. Kyles parents are ancient history and we’re born in the camps before his grandparents turned to ashes
Kyle Faulkner : Shalom brothers!
H-town nigga: shut the fuck up jew before I murder you
Kyle: relax brother, I just wanted to give u some head because I’m a gay Jew
Htown nigga: fuck u
Htown nigga proceeds to violently fuck his asshole
H-town nigga: shut the fuck up jew before I murder you
Kyle: relax brother, I just wanted to give u some head because I’m a gay Jew
Htown nigga: fuck u
Htown nigga proceeds to violently fuck his asshole
by Kyles a Jew December 2, 2018
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