A Female E-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.
"Dude what the Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.
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Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.
Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.
Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?
Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.
Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?
Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.
Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
by DDwd5 February 23, 2014
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A female logan is usually someone who is shy at first glance but is outgoing and loud when you become good enough friends with her. Logan is talented and smart, although sometimes doesn't get noticed when achieving high. Logan is not the average girl you'd meet and is incredibly weird and amazing at the same time. Always try to make friends with a female logan as there are not that many around. She'll definitely be up for partying and horror films on late night
A female logan is usually someone who is shy at first glance but is outgoing and loud when you become good enough friends with her. Logan is talented and smart, although sometimes doesn't get noticed when achieving high. Logan is not the average girl you'd meet and is incredibly weird and amazing at the same time. Always try to make friends with a female logan as there are not that many around. She'll definitely be up for partying and horror films on late night
by L.ogan September 16, 2017
Get the Female logan mug.A girl (such as myself) who will do anything for the boy she loves. Mainly one sided or significantly more Emotion, chasing and attachment than the male involved. Will always put him first and forgive almost if not everything he does wrong.
“He made her cry every day this week alone so why does she still Love him?!”
“Because shes a female simp”
“Because shes a female simp”
by Joshie_oger February 29, 2020
Get the FEMALE SIMP mug.A female condom can be placed directly in the pussy of a woman. It can be useful for a threesome when there is one guy and two girls. This way the guy can switch holes without sharing an STI between the two girls.
It can also be useful if a guy wants to switch between vaginal and anal sex with just one girl. By adding a female condom in both holes, it protects vaginal flora.
It can also be useful if a guy wants to switch between vaginal and anal sex with just one girl. By adding a female condom in both holes, it protects vaginal flora.
If a sexfriend tells me she knows another girl interested in a threesome, it will be more fun with female condoms!
by Find a Wingman May 24, 2020
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